Klepetalnica - kar ne sodi drugam PART 6
Japbirdy napisal/-a:clarkson ma vedno dobre
1. About the Porsche Cayman S: “There are many things I’d rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean.”
2. “The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite.”
3. “I’m sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.”
4. “The Maserati 3500 GT. Now this for me, when I was little, was like kind of like Jordan and Cameron Diaz in a bath together playing with lots of jelly.”
5. “Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it helps.”
6. “Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car… in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.”
7. On the Lotus Elise: “This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.”
8. On the Porsche Cayenne: “Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis.”
9. “Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what… BEING STABBED?”
10. On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: “there is a word to describe this car: it begins with ’s’ and ends with ‘t’ and it isn’t soot.
And a few more…
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samo mi imamo možnost da imamo 2 zmage, ker ne američani ne angleži ne alžirci še niso zmagali. zato:ijuvan napisal/-a:Tista je bila zelo dvomljiva ja... defenitivno pa je bilo okoli 5 prekrškov tam notri, vsak je imel svojega. Piskal je pa tako že preden je padel gol, tako da potem tako ni mogel dopustiti gola. Igrajo pa Američani precej bolj grobo igro, čeprav smo imeli kartonov kot zelja.
Kaj se sploh mora zgoditi, da pridemo naprej? Anglijo moramo zmagat, kaj pa drugi? Če ZDA premaga Alžirijo, mi pa Anglijo, imamo oboji dve zmagi in remi, kako je potem?
če zmagamo, gremo avtomatsko naprej.
če igramo remi, gremo avtomatsko naprej.
če izgubimo, mora alžirija premagati zda.
kakor obrneš, sami odločamo o svoji usodi. in to je več kot sem upal pred prvenstvom
Civic 93', Accord 03', Outback 12', vmes pa vseskozi Fori 99'
Brez skrbi, da sem na tekočem, ampak mi manjka še nekaj nalepk.Andrej napisal/-a:Sem vedu, da boš vedu kje se ti junaki dobijo.
Ti vrnem uslugo pa ti namignem, da pejt po šreka raj na OMV. Boš še kozarc dubu.
Z moje strani ni hude krvi, niti malo. Upam, da je enako z Andrejeve strani... Res pa sma zasmetila skoraj celo stranNoFEAR napisal/-a:Halo vidva!?
Dejta se nehat nadrkavat...
Ampak kot sem že omenil, ne ostanem rad dolžen, rad povem kar si mislim in me zaradi tega pogosto tepe jezik...
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