Vici - druga izdaja

Odgovor Avtor: **BibaTFD** » 24. Oktober 2011, 18:32

En super vic

http://www.radio1.si/strani/Fun.aspx?ID=13323&LNK=1

Odgovor Avtor: **Tevzy** » 24. Oktober 2011, 21:23

Kaj je optimizem? Da spustiš punco v Zrče in upaš da ti jo samo sonce nažge

Odgovor Avtor: **podreberek** » 03. November 2011, 23:32

ženske so kot RAID 1 . Računalničarji bodo vedl zakaj se gre.

Odgovor Avtor: **kamsedlo** » 04. November 2011, 18:04

Vpraša mali cigo svojga fotra :
U koji WC treba da ulazim, u onaj što piše M ili onaj što piše Ž ?
Kaže stari : Sine moj, slovo M ti znači - MADAM, to ti je kao žensko, a ti treba da ulaziš tamo kdje ti piše slovo Ž - to ti znači ŽENTELMEN.

Odgovor Avtor: **JAN** » 04. November 2011, 22:28

Odgovor Avtor: **SubaruFreak** » 13. November 2011, 23:30

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. " He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first..."

Odgovor Avtor: **JAN** » 14. November 2011, 18:12

Aaahahahaha,dobra...

Odgovor Avtor: **picinni** » 17. November 2011, 11:25

Potrčala komšinica sva zadihana kod Fate:
- 'Fato, brzo, brzo, tvoj Mujo guzi dole Hasu nasred mosta, ovol`ko se raje
skupilo.'
Potrčala Fata do mosta, kad stvarno, skupilo se brdo ljudi. I probivši se do
sredine, stvarno ugleda Muju kako guzi Hasu.
- 'Ma, Mujo, jesi l` ti normalan? Pa šta to radiš? Svi te gledaju.'
- 'Ma, pusti me Fato, pao Haso u rijeku i počeo se utapati, ja ga izvukao, a
sad mu spašavam život.'
- 'Ma Mujo, ne spašava se tako život, nego se daje umjetno disanje usta na
usta.'
- 'Ma, lepo poglej ga Fato, tako je i počelo...'

Posjeti novinarka jedno selo i ispituje jednog seljaka.

- Koji vam je bio najsretniji dan u životu?
- Jednom sam izgubio kozu i tražilo je cijelo selo 7 dana.
Kad su našli kozu svi smo je od sreće naguzili.
- Čovječe pa ne možemo to objaviti. Dajte nesto drugo.
- Dobro. Jednom sam izgubio ovcu i tražilo je cijelo selo 7 dana.
Kad su našli ovcu svi smo je od sreće naguzili.
- Jao, dobro pa kažite nam svoj najtužniji dan u životu?
- Jednom sam se ja izgubio...

Odgovor Avtor: **podreberek** » 17. November 2011, 12:36

http://www.radioantena.si/inc/video.php?id=22221

Odgovor Avtor: **Psssiho** » 17. November 2011, 15:44

Maamaaaaa, svi u skoli me zezaju da sam debelaaaaaa! !
-Nisi sreco mamina, idi jedi,
udrobila sam ti keks u kadu, lopata ti je iza vrata! !

Hahahhaahaha

Odgovor Avtor: **kamsedlo** » 17. November 2011, 16:16

Je šla ena od 150 kg k ginekologu .
Pravi dohtar : ja kar slečte se, pa kar gor na " stol" se spravte.
Rečeno, storjeno.
Pol pa prav dohtar : zdaj pa prdnte !
Se ženska mal kisl nasmeje, pa vpraša : a je to tko mal za relaksacijo ?
Pa prav dohtar : Ne, za ORIENTACIJO !