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Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Alija Izetbegovic died and went
straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England: I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
the United States; I want to see how everybody is doing there too." He
called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.
Alija was even more jealous and starts screaming, "I want to call Bosnia too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputy; I want to talk to the SDA,
everybody..." He calls Bosnia and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked and talked and talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "One dollar". Alija is stunned and says "One dollar? Only one freaking dollar?"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".
straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England: I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call
the United States; I want to see how everybody is doing there too." He
called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.
Alija was even more jealous and starts screaming, "I want to call Bosnia too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputy; I want to talk to the SDA,
everybody..." He calls Bosnia and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked and talked and talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil says "One dollar". Alija is stunned and says "One dollar? Only one freaking dollar?"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".
Hipi stopi v avtobus in vidi nuno ter ji reče:jaz se želim ljubiti s teboj.
Nuna odgovori:sem nuna ne morem se ljubiti z nobenim niti ne s teboj.
Voznik posluša razgovor in reče hipiju:jaz vem kako se lahko ljubiš?Kako ga vpraša hipi.Vsak torek v polnoči gre nuna k pokopališču molit.Dobra ideja.Moral bi jo čakat in se oblečit v belo osebo,da bi izgledal kot bog.
Hipi se obleče v boga do naslednjega torka in gre k pokopališču čakat nuno.
Nuna pride in začne moliti in hipi reče:jaz bom posvetil vaše molitve,če vas prisilim ljubiti!Nuna odgovori:velja,ampak zadnjico gospod,ker jaz bi rada podkrepila svoje devištvo.
ko se nehata ljubiti reče hipi:JA JA JA , JAZ SEM HIPI!!!
Nuna pride ven iz oblačil in reče:
JA JA JA …AMPAK JAZ SEM ŠOFER AVTOBUSA!
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Nuna odgovori:sem nuna ne morem se ljubiti z nobenim niti ne s teboj.
Voznik posluša razgovor in reče hipiju:jaz vem kako se lahko ljubiš?Kako ga vpraša hipi.Vsak torek v polnoči gre nuna k pokopališču molit.Dobra ideja.Moral bi jo čakat in se oblečit v belo osebo,da bi izgledal kot bog.
Hipi se obleče v boga do naslednjega torka in gre k pokopališču čakat nuno.
Nuna pride in začne moliti in hipi reče:jaz bom posvetil vaše molitve,če vas prisilim ljubiti!Nuna odgovori:velja,ampak zadnjico gospod,ker jaz bi rada podkrepila svoje devištvo.
ko se nehata ljubiti reče hipi:JA JA JA , JAZ SEM HIPI!!!
Nuna pride ven iz oblačil in reče:
JA JA JA …AMPAK JAZ SEM ŠOFER AVTOBUSA!
7 I may not be PERFECT, but I am ALWAYS ME!!!
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jarko
1Ali lahko rešiš naslednjo uganko?
TEST V ENEM OD VRTCEV :
Otrokom je bilo postavljeno vprašanje :
V kateri smeri se premika avtobus?"
http://www.subaru-slo.net/userpix/42_avto_1.gif
Pametno premisli in poskušaj odgovoriti!
(Lahko izbiraš med LEVO in DESNO)
Razmisli dobro vprašanje preden odgovoriš!
če zmeraj nimaš predstave? Razmisli dobro!
?
?
OK, ti razložim! ?
?
Vsi otroci so odgovorili "levo" ?
Ko jih vprašamo (otroke), zakaj tako mislite? Kako to, da se avtobus pelje levo?",
Otroci so odgovorili: "Zato, ker se ne vidijo vrata!"
In kako se zdaj počutiš?????
http://www.subaru-slo.net/userpix/42_ups_1.gif
TEST V ENEM OD VRTCEV :
Otrokom je bilo postavljeno vprašanje :
V kateri smeri se premika avtobus?"
http://www.subaru-slo.net/userpix/42_avto_1.gif
Pametno premisli in poskušaj odgovoriti!
(Lahko izbiraš med LEVO in DESNO)
Razmisli dobro vprašanje preden odgovoriš!
če zmeraj nimaš predstave? Razmisli dobro!
?
?
OK, ti razložim! ?
?
Vsi otroci so odgovorili "levo" ?
Ko jih vprašamo (otroke), zakaj tako mislite? Kako to, da se avtobus pelje levo?",
Otroci so odgovorili: "Zato, ker se ne vidijo vrata!"
In kako se zdaj počutiš?????
http://www.subaru-slo.net/userpix/42_ups_1.gif
I may not be PERFECT, but I am ALWAYS ME!!!
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jarko
jest vem enga dobrga....
pazi:
grejo nemec, anglez in italijan...
in ugotavljajo kdo ima najmanjsega oceta...
pa pravi nemec... moj oce je tako majhen, da se mu ni treba sklonit, ko gre pod mizo.
anglez odvrne... moj pa je tako majhen, da se mu ni treba sklonit, ko gre pod stolom.
italijan pa rece, da je njegov oce v bolnici, ker je padel z lestve, ko je obiral borovnice.
A NI DOBER VIC?
HAHAHAHA :uzfuzf
pazi:
grejo nemec, anglez in italijan...
in ugotavljajo kdo ima najmanjsega oceta...
pa pravi nemec... moj oce je tako majhen, da se mu ni treba sklonit, ko gre pod mizo.
anglez odvrne... moj pa je tako majhen, da se mu ni treba sklonit, ko gre pod stolom.
italijan pa rece, da je njegov oce v bolnici, ker je padel z lestve, ko je obiral borovnice.
A NI DOBER VIC?
HAHAHAHA :uzfuzf
http://www.subaru-slo.net/userpix/31_bus_1.gif
pocutim se zmedeno
samo hec
tamali pa itak mnogo bolje opazujejo kot mi odrasli
pocutim se zmedeno
samo hec
tamali pa itak mnogo bolje opazujejo kot mi odrasli
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